Here’s to the Failures: Part Four

In which failure is celebrated, and my many creative fuck-ups are laid to rest with soft bugle noises. Today’s installment . . . Here’s to the Story Killed By No Idea Where It’s Going   Noori lay in bed in the middle of the day. The heat had become as heavy and as welcome as cow…

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Here’s to the Failures: Part Three

In which failure is celebrated, and my many creative fuck-ups are honorably discharged. Today’s installment . . . Here’s to the Story Killed By Not Having Any Idea How to Continue Writing a Story From the POV of a Despotic Horse With the Ability to Make Zombies Incitatus pranced through the ruined streets of Rome, his hooves clopping…

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Here’s to the Failures: Part Two

In which failure is celebrated, and my many creative fuck-ups are honorably discharged. Today’s installment . . . Here’s to a Portrait of Stabby Steve, Killed by a General Lack of Skill and Poor Knowledge of Anteater Kinetics  

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Here’s to the Failures: Part One

In any creative endeavor, failure is a key part of progress. It is, very probably, absolutely necessary. In life, vulnerability is a fatty glue that can hold us together, forge relationships, and help us win America’s Next Top Model. Burning the noodles to learn to cook, falling on our faces to learn to run, farting…

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